I had a book with pictures of Nazis on the front.Johnnyreb wrote:Back in Texas I got called every year for jury duty. There are, or maybe were a lot of class action suits in Jefferson County. I understand Texas was real popular for such lawsuits but I hear there's been some changes since then. I never got picked. But then anywhere I go, where I may be sitting around waiting, I've got a book in my hand. I don't think lawyers want to pick a book reader for a civil trial. They don't really want people who might think things through.
Gold Fringed Flag in Courtroom
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LOL. Now that's one better.
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Based on Windy's comment and multiple stories about lawyers being excused, I wonder if a law school text book would have a similar effect.
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Buy a copy of this, and make sure the prosecution sees it, youll get dismissed out of hand.Jered wrote:I had a book with pictures of Nazis on the front.Johnnyreb wrote:Back in Texas I got called every year for jury duty. There are, or maybe were a lot of class action suits in Jefferson County. I understand Texas was real popular for such lawsuits but I hear there's been some changes since then. I never got picked. But then anywhere I go, where I may be sitting around waiting, I've got a book in my hand. I don't think lawyers want to pick a book reader for a civil trial. They don't really want people who might think things through.
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HTRN wrote: I had a book with pictures of Nazis on the front.
That book isn't found, but, hehehehe.Buy a copy of this, and make sure the prosecution sees it, youll get dismissed out of hand.
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Copy of Three Felonies a Day might do it too.
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Traditionally, lawyers were exempt as it was fektbthere was too high a chance of them judging law rather than facts/it was thought they’d carry too much weight inside the jury.
NO ONE will want a law student on a jury. Egads!
NO ONE will want a law student on a jury. Egads!
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Bonus points if it was a coloring book.Jered wrote:I had a book with pictures of Nazis on the front.Johnnyreb wrote:Back in Texas I got called every year for jury duty. There are, or maybe were a lot of class action suits in Jefferson County. I understand Texas was real popular for such lawsuits but I hear there's been some changes since then. I never got picked. But then anywhere I go, where I may be sitting around waiting, I've got a book in my hand. I don't think lawyers want to pick a book reader for a civil trial. They don't really want people who might think things through.
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No, it was about Michael Wittman.
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