Security alert: woman encounters man, nothing happens

[Fivetoes]

Oh, my God!
We should ban the, um...
We should definitely ban the, er...

Ban the...help me here guys.

They probably would like to ban the white male of west European extraction.

[308Mike]

Hell he probably just wanted directions. Then ran off when he recognized the look on her face.

My first thought was he probably though she might be someone he knew but didn't want to say anything or make a fool of himself to someone he didn't know, so he got close enough to see it wasn't who he thought it was and decided to leave without saying anything.

B.F.D.

[Frankingun]

The girl needs to be put away in a rubber room. She is not ready for normal life.

[The Quiet Man]

Oh, my God!
We should ban the, um...
We should definitely ban the, er...

Ban the...help me here guys.

Oh come on, you know the answer to that. It's guns of course. I mean really, he could have had a gun and he could have threatened her or raped her or killed her or given her a dirty look. The fact that this knuckle dragging misanthrope was walking in the same zip code as this poor defenseless college student shows his obvious disregard for societal norms and he must be some kind of deranged lunatic. And we all know that deranged lunatics buy guns and kill college students...For crissakes it's common knowledge. Doesn't anyone pay attention to the newspapers or the evening news anymore?

Oh wait, how does that relate to banning guns you ask? Well, it really doesn't. But in the words of the Lightbringer's chief of staff, Rahm Emanual, "it is foolish to let a perfectly good crisis to go to waste".