urm...Yeah.“He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it,’” said Woodruff. “‘ISIS sent me,’ and I was thinking ‘did something like this just land in my back yard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom, and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box. I showed him the clip went in, but I always kept the gun at my side while I was talking to him. He kept saying this is the plan, that we were going to die today in a massacre. He didn’t seem to care that I had the gun, and I kept it down. Then I gave him a warning and shot the gun to the right into the dirt.”
Weird DGU...
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Weird DGU...
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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That just pegged the weird-shit-ometer.
Congratulations, that hasn't happened since 1998.
Congratulations, that hasn't happened since 1998.
But there ain't many troubles that a man caint fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
Lindy Cooper Wisdom
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We obviously are not trying hard enough. At least Yogi has a goal now.First Shirt wrote:That just pegged the weird-shit-ometer.
Congratulations, that hasn't happened since 1998.
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Wow.
That's really comforting, in a "G-d, I wish I was dead" sort of way.
That's really comforting, in a "G-d, I wish I was dead" sort of way.
But there ain't many troubles that a man caint fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
Lindy Cooper Wisdom
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And the dog remained calm.
Too much ammonia left in the meth.
Too much ammonia left in the meth.
I'm not old--It's too early to be this late.
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Maybe the dog just needed to get laid........?Old Grafton wrote:And the female dog remained calm.
Too much ammonia left in the meth.
"Life is a bitch. Shit happens. Adapt, improvise, and overcome. Acknowledge it, and move on."
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What buried the needle on the weird/shit o meter is the fact that this didn't take place in Florida.First Shirt wrote:That just pegged the weird-shit-ometer.
Congratulations, that hasn't happened since 1998.
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
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Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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HTRN wrote:What buried the needle on the weird/shit o meter is the fact that this didn't take place in Florida.First Shirt wrote:That just pegged the weird-shit-ometer.
Congratulations, that hasn't happened since 1998.
Hey now, well... I see your point.
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