"He could have used a warning," Lakesha Thompson, Pipkins' sister-in-law, said. "He could have let him know that he did have a gun on his property and he would use it in self-defense."
Actually, you know what? Maybe she has a point. Crime could do with a bit more civility.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this the resident at 324 Park Avenue? I'd like to make a burglary appointment at your house tomorrow night at about 2 AM."
"Well, in that case, you should know that all people wishing to make a burglary appointment receive a mandatory lead vaccination on entry, free of charge."
"I see. I guess I'll take my business elsewhere then! Goodbye."
Buuuut nooooo. Look, if you don't call ahead, you shouldn't be surprised when things don't turn out in a less than ideal fashion. You can't just invite yourself over at all hours, it just
isn't done.