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I need to buy a plane ticket to Florida! Anyone know the statutes for stalking down there?
Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
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Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
She knows how to use a crossbow, and she knows where to find huge hungry alligators. Statutes should be the last thing any stalker should be worried about...rightisright wrote:I need to buy a plane ticket to Florida! Anyone know the statutes for stalking down there?
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
She also has a boyfriend* and a 10month old baby.Erik wrote:She knows how to use a crossbow, and she knows where to find huge hungry alligators. Statutes should be the last thing any stalker should be worried about...rightisright wrote:I need to buy a plane ticket to Florida! Anyone know the statutes for stalking down there?
*the lucky bastard
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
LA LA LA LA I can't hear you. LA LA LA LA LA LAShe also has a boyfriend* and a 10month old baby.
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
Hell, I'm married, I get to just enjoy the eye candy.
Very nice. Too bad it didn't show her...crossbow.
Very nice. Too bad it didn't show her...crossbow.
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
She could also have a whip made of alligator hide.rightisright wrote:LA LA LA LA I can't hear you. LA LA LA LA LA LAShe also has a boyfriend* and a 10month old baby.
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
Surrrrre you can't..rightisright wrote:LA LA LA LA I can't hear you. LA LA LA LA LA LAShe also has a boyfriend* and a 10month old baby.
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
Bah, I'm talking out my assSurrrrre you can't..
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Re: Florida Woman Uses Crossbow to Bag Giant Gator on First Hunt
"Husbands and boyfriends are just speed bumps on the road to success."rightisright wrote:LA LA LA LA I can't hear you. LA LA LA LA LA LAShe also has a boyfriend* and a 10month old baby.