The Best Of Gecko 45: Shrine Of The Mall Ninja
I don't care who you are, when you hit this line, you know you've tapped into the main vein of comedy gold:
I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.
And just when you think it can't get better, it does.
So if this is, in fact, the return of Gecko .45, rejoice. Comedy is about to happen.
And if not, you have to love the sense of humor and dry wit that would make him the "founder and president" of TARD, Inc.
10:1 it's just somebody pulling people's leg.
In a later response on that thread, he goes on to extol the virtues of his Tactical DERP holster.
And one of the responses is from a similarly facetiously named "Gunkid", who calls forth the memory of the infamous "tactical wheelbarrow".
I suspect it's just internet OGs keeping the flame burning.
"There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy." -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"