The Gun Counter

Next someone will start selling the "tactical spork" in black and coyote tan. "You can open and eat MRE's , Cafeteria mystery meat, or cut throats and gouge out eyes, a must have for tough days at the mall ; Donut holder optional.

A clear-cut case of Necro-posting here, but I hope this story does not become too well-known, I realize I have boxes of this lethal weapon at home, as well as the more dangerous picnic knife, spork, fork, and a whole drawer of the old-fashioned metal versions of each in my kitchen.

Yikes. I have a titanium spork that I bought on a lark. I hope I'm not inviting any BATFEspork attention.

Effit, I'm doing this... Hooah!

Anyone want to lay odds about the man in the OPs nickname?

Catbird wrote:Effit, I'm doing this...

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Hooah!

Now you have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds...

Already banned in Formerly Great Britain and NYFC.

The only thing that keeps those two places from demanding that all residents live on nothing but a diet of yogurt from a tube is that dairy offends vegans.

Just a random thought, but wouldn't he have been able to dispatch the goblin easier with a Niblick or a Cleek?
(ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.)

Windy Wilson wrote:Just a random thought, but wouldn't he have been able to dispatch the goblin easier with a Niblick or a Cleek?
(ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.)

It's people like you what cause unrest.