Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
- Wrenchbender1
- Posts: 405
- Joined: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:50 pm
Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
- Demosthenes
- Demosthenes
- Jericho941
- Posts: 5180
- Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:30 am
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
Well, he ruined that guy's canoe.
[spoiler]That's such an old joke/"no shit, there I was" story, even I've heard it. The guy with the MRE spoon is typically a Marine in the telling, though.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]That's such an old joke/"no shit, there I was" story, even I've heard it. The guy with the MRE spoon is typically a Marine in the telling, though.[/spoiler]
- Catbird
- Posts: 1064
- Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:50 pm
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
Yeah, but that was a military "assault" spoon. It's brown and has a long handle. No civilian needs a spoon like that.
"If at first you don't succeed, that's one data point." XKCD
- SoupOrMan
- Posts: 5686
- Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:58 am
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
The traditional spooning would be even worse for the enemy I think.
"You're my shnoogums, Hamid. Yes you are."
"MERCIFUL ALLAH HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOVEL"
*BLAM*
"Don't ask, Hamid, and I don't have to tell."
"You're my shnoogums, Hamid. Yes you are."
"MERCIFUL ALLAH HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOVEL"
*BLAM*
"Don't ask, Hamid, and I don't have to tell."
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
- randy
- Posts: 8334
- Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:33 pm
- Location: EM79VQ
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
That's not a pillow!!!!
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
- Termite
- Posts: 9003
- Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:32 am
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
"Life is a bitch. Shit happens. Adapt, improvise, and overcome. Acknowledge it, and move on."
-
- Posts: 2645
- Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:00 pm
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
Isn't it a bitch that the load out prevents easy access to a pistol or a knife when you are trying to kiss someone. "Bill Clinton on his honeymoon?"
So the "TICK" joined the US Army.
So the "TICK" joined the US Army.
- Netpackrat
- Posts: 13986
- Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:04 pm
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
If he can't kill a goat with his mind, he ain't shit.Termite wrote:"I'll kill you with my teacup......."
Cognosce teipsum et disce pati
"People come and go in our lives, especially the online ones. Some leave a fond memory, and some a bad taste." -Aesop
"People come and go in our lives, especially the online ones. Some leave a fond memory, and some a bad taste." -Aesop
- SoupOrMan
- Posts: 5686
- Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:58 am
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
"How 'bout them Bears, Achmed?"randy wrote:That's not a pillow!!!!
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
- Weetabix
- Posts: 6106
- Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:04 pm
Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy
I always liked that scene. Especially when he picks up the sardine can key and sets it down as the next weapon.Termite wrote:"I'll kill you with my teacup......."
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D