Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy

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toad
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Re: Army Ranger "Spoons" Enemy

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Next someone will start selling the "tactical spork" in black and coyote tan. "You can open and eat MRE's , Cafeteria mystery meat, or cut throats and gouge out eyes, a must have for tough days at the mall ; Donut holder optional.
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Windy Wilson
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A clear-cut case of Necro-posting here, but I hope this story does not become too well-known, I realize I have boxes of this lethal weapon at home, as well as the more dangerous picnic knife, spork, fork, and a whole drawer of the old-fashioned metal versions of each in my kitchen.
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"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
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Yikes. I have a titanium spork that I bought on a lark. I hope I'm not inviting any BATFEspork attention.
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D
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Effit, I'm doing this...
spoon bayonet.jpg
Hooah!
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Anyone want to lay odds about the man in the OPs nickname?
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Catbird wrote:Effit, I'm doing this...
spoon bayonet.jpg
Hooah!
Now you have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds...
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."

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Already banned in Formerly Great Britain and NYFC.
There must be an end to this intimidation by those who come to this great country, but reject its culture.
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The only thing that keeps those two places from demanding that all residents live on nothing but a diet of yogurt from a tube is that dairy offends vegans.
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Windy Wilson
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Just a random thought, but wouldn't he have been able to dispatch the goblin easier with a Niblick or a Cleek?
:mrgreen: (ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.) :D
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Windy Wilson wrote:Just a random thought, but wouldn't he have been able to dispatch the goblin easier with a Niblick or a Cleek?
:mrgreen: (ducks and runs for cover in a zig zag path.) :D
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