I can't believe he'll be quiet or dignified. He still needs to continue making Carter look good.
I guessed plenty but not all of the options.
What will Obama do after he leaves office?
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What will Obama do after he leaves office?
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
- take drunk pics of Hillary passed out after election night
- finally able to make his pilgrimage to the Kabbah in Mecca and Lenin's tomb in Moscow
-find a nice tropical country with no extradition treaty with the US
- spend lots of time on Facebook and 4/8chan trying to create pro-Obama memes to bolster his legacy (and failing at it)
- grooming Michelle, Sasha, or Malia for a future career in politics
- golf (except on Trump courses)
- return to Chicago and doing lines of coke with Rahm during extended lunch meetings
- wandering around his future presidential mansion in a delerium, ranting against Breitbart and the alt-right.
- finally able to make his pilgrimage to the Kabbah in Mecca and Lenin's tomb in Moscow
-find a nice tropical country with no extradition treaty with the US
- spend lots of time on Facebook and 4/8chan trying to create pro-Obama memes to bolster his legacy (and failing at it)
- grooming Michelle, Sasha, or Malia for a future career in politics
- golf (except on Trump courses)
- return to Chicago and doing lines of coke with Rahm during extended lunch meetings
- wandering around his future presidential mansion in a delerium, ranting against Breitbart and the alt-right.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
My biggest worry is that he'll decide to go back to the Senate and serve there until he dies of old age.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
Should have clarified. By "the dude" I meant Michelle.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
I knew what you meant. Too much "Y" chromosome in that body.Weetabix wrote:Should have clarified. By "the dude" I meant Michelle.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
I believe it was Rush the other day that joked about Obama creating a "government in exile" in DC for the news media to consult for reliable Trump-bashing whenever Trump took any actions.
You left out a check box for "all of the above."
EDIT: Nevermind, I see you can check all the options. I seriously doubt he will divorce Michelle however, she is just as much of a true believer as he is.
You left out a check box for "all of the above."
EDIT: Nevermind, I see you can check all the options. I seriously doubt he will divorce Michelle however, she is just as much of a true believer as he is.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
Careful, careful......the Matrix is real.......Dinochrome One wrote:I knew what you meant. Too much "Y" chromosome in that body.Weetabix wrote:Should have clarified. By "the dude" I meant Michelle.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
Some of the options almost cover it, but he's pretty well set to lead the insurrection.
He's got a ready made black nationalist racist Marxist extremely violent and motivated organization waiting for him. If nothing else, he'd be a racial shakedown artist to make Jesse Jackson go white with envy. He could essentially be a shadow government.
He's got a ready made black nationalist racist Marxist extremely violent and motivated organization waiting for him. If nothing else, he'd be a racial shakedown artist to make Jesse Jackson go white with envy. He could essentially be a shadow government.
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Re: What will Obama do after he leaves office?
[strike]Holy Sh!t that poll! I didn't know that many people were still here.[/strike]
Nevermind. Just realized you can vote more than one selection.
Nevermind. Just realized you can vote more than one selection.
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