Are you a "super owner"?

[Steamforger]

The lake here is incredibly deep and I'm a terrible kayaker...

[Greg]

Look, man, just because I'm a strange visitor from another planet, have a cape and can reassemble older models of Ruger pistols doesn't make me a super owner.

I have one I need you to clean for me.

I said reassemble, not clean.

If you want to clean it, then sadly reassembly is in your future.

I've cleaned and successfully reassembled a Ruger Mk II 22/45 a couple of times, but reassembly required tools.

[scipioafricanus]

My usual answer "I don't own 'A' gun."

[Denis]

Mwhahahaha.

[evan price]

I never should have built that shooting range on the island in the middle of the deep, dark, cold, very deep lake. And then had only enough money left over to buy a leaky boat with an unreliable motor and no bilge pump.

I passed "super owner" a long time ago. Then I got a C&R. But what do you expect from people who would sh*t their panties if they knew how many 22LR some of us own? And then add in the centerfire stuff... Most of my gun friends are better equipped than most police stations. And that's just what I know they have.

I do recall during the post-Sandy-Hook shortages, I was perversely pleased that I had more ammo in my hoard than nearly every gun shop I visited.

[Cybrludite]

Prior to dating a high-maintenance type who lives 40 miles away...

[randy]

But what do you expect from people who would sh*t their panties if they knew how many 22LR some of us own?

Wait! You're supposed to count .22? Have to go back and count again...

[Rod]

I don't own a single gun. God's honest truth.

[pediem]

When I met my boyfriend, I believe he had more firearms than me by an order of magnitude. Then I started treating firearms like pokemon.

I believe I have double what he does now.

[Weetabix]

I don't own a single gun. God's honest truth.

Feel kinda wedded to them, do you?