Not being much of a "gamer", I missed the story on the latest "Pokemon" thing: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-1 ... apocalypse
With Orlando, Dallas, and Nice, this is what occupies most Americans' free time? Really?
The above landlord got it right:
Although I'd say a simple "Get Off My Lawn" at the point of a Garand probably gets the idea across quicker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0Get a Life and Stay Out of My Yard ...
There is a bar up the street and around the corner. Go there, have a beer, and seriously think about your life choices.