I think the problem is that she stopped chewing

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I think the problem is that she stopped chewing

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So SOME people can't walk and chew gum at the same time. She obviously couldn't make up her mind in her sleep on whether to chew the gum or breathe.
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<Vader> Impressive. </Vader>
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A parents worst nightmare.

A close friend sent his oldest son off to college. On Halloween his son died doing a stupid freshman initiation.
Left his son at the school in August, went back to pick up his son's dead body in November. It destroyed him.
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University officials said they were "deeply saddened" by the death of the 6-foot senior forward, who was redshirting after playing two dozen games for the Vulcans last season.
Redshirting. For the Vulcans. How is this not the cause of death?
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Guncrazy wrote:
University officials said they were "deeply saddened" by the death of the 6-foot senior forward, who was redshirting after playing two dozen games for the Vulcans last season.
Redshirting. For the Vulcans. How is this not the cause of death?
oh goddamn you guys :lol:
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You're both going to hell...
There must be an end to this intimidation by those who come to this great country, but reject its culture.
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skb12172 wrote:You're both going to hell...
Well, I guess I'll have to join them.
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Rod wrote:So SOME people can't walk and chew gum at the same time. She obviously couldn't make up her mind in her sleep on whether to chew the gum or breathe.
My guess is she was chewing gum while awake, and dozed off.
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