I didn't watch Uncle Joe's SOTU address. My TV is not that valuable, but I didn't want to have to patch the wall behind the TV after I shot it full of holes, so the easy solution was just to pour a glass of scotch and forget the SOTU.
...This, my fellow Americans, is the real State of our Union.
(Tonight, however, I’m going to tell a bunch of pathetic lies that no one will believe about what a great job I’m doing.)
And if you feel a bit down about the State of our Union, just remember– I’ll still be President for another 2 years, 10 months, 19 days. We have a looooong way to go.
Yeah, better make that a double.
“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
D5CAV wrote: ↑Thu Mar 03, 2022 3:22 am
I didn't watch Uncle Joe's SOTU address. My TV is not that valuable, but I didn't want to have to patch the wall behind the TV after I shot it full of holes, so the easy solution was just to pour a glass of scotch and forget the SOTU.
My mother asked me if I had watched - I replied "does anything other than shit come out of a dog's ass?"
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
MiddleAgedKen wrote: ↑Fri Mar 04, 2022 4:57 am
Still wanna know what was up with Nancy Lugosi when Brandon was talking about burn pits. Did someone promise her a hit of adrenochrome?
She needs a drug test.
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