Someone's Bible is missing a chapter...

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Jered
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Someone's Bible is missing a chapter...

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Immigration officials informed Rodriguez that he is scheduled to be deported on June 29. On Monday, the El Salvadoran’s wife and three daughters filed a lawsuit against U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Department of Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) agency.
Blah, blah, blah.

Their home has Bibles strategically placed throughout to encourage frequent and lingering devotion.
The family faces religious deportation if we send dad back to El Salvador. They're 7th Day Adventists and 7th Day Adventists theoretically believe in the Bible.

Who here can guess what part of their Bibles must be missing?
:lol:
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It's not this is it?
"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
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Wow. Good Bible.
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Jered wrote:Wow. Good Bible.
Heh...very good Bible.
There must be an end to this intimidation by those who come to this great country, but reject its culture.
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