Your Dick Is Causing Global Warming!

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Your Dick Is Causing Global Warming!

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Pranksters get nonsense paper published by "Academic" journal. Hilarity ensues.

http://www.returnofkings.com/123012/is- ... al-warming
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My dick does not cause global warming. It does however cause vaginal warming, usually one vagina at a time. But now that I am single, two or three is not out of the question. :D
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Mine makes me warm and happy. Other than that the only outside effect of which I'm aware is the envy it raises among the Feminazi harpies.
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You all noticed? Sorry. My bad.
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Mine is so YUGE and massive that it blocks sunlight. Global cooling is more likely.
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Mine can cause a total solar eclipse. Now that's climate change!
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Funny, I always thought it was my farts
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Even as a joke this is utter garbage.

Ordinarily, this might be a funny topic, but what's the first thing I see when I click the link?

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God wills that sites like this be cast into the lake of fire where they will wail and gnash their teeth. But moving on, if I actually want to read the article... well, too bad. Because we're gonna get a giant dick joke image and the rest of the visible page -on a high resolution monitor no less- is this:

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I'M COOL GUYS I SWEAR

I'm already at terminal levels of apathy, but if I survived Ancillary Justice I can survive this, surely.
As for the global warming angle, I’ll let the opening paragraph of section 2.2 drive into the meat of the argument
8 paragraphs into a bunch of word salad we've suffered through based on the promise of a joke, we finally get to this. The original joke only took 2.2 paragraphs to get to its point.

I'm not sure why anyone at ROTK thought that this was worth writing, or why anyone would link to this instead of the original prank study. A prank is a joke, brevity is the soul of wit, and it's completely lost on Beau Albrecht.
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Yours blocks the sun and causes global cooling? Mine can cast planets out of their orbits.
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My dick won't cause global warming.

Now global wetness is another story. :lol:
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