Weetabix wrote:Jericho941 wrote:And for SOME reason, no OPSEC department has ever cracked down on milso stickers, moto plates and family stick figure decals for POVs allowed on base; consider those implications.
In Hans Gruber voice: I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?
OPSEC: Operational Security. Basically your OPSEC coordinator/monitor/unit/whatever is/are the guy(s) and/or gal(s) who make sure people aren't doing stupid things like, say, posting when a unit is set to get back form a deployment on Facebook.
milso: Military Significant Other. Many of them wind up adorning their vehicles with stickers broadcasting their status as such. "PROUD (BRANCH) WIFE," "His Boots Her Flip-Flops," "Hardest Job in the (Branch)," and so on.
moto: "motivational/motivated." The sort of jackass who gets branch-oriented vanity plates and bumper stickers and covers their Jeep, F-350 or Geo Metro (why is it always either a Jeep, a huge F-something or a glorified go-kart?) until it looks like a gay pride float crashed into a recruiting center.
Family stick figure decals: This garbage.
To sum up my feelings about stick figure families, I'm just gonna quote
The Damn Few wholesale:
I mean, what intelligent person broadcasts such sensitive information about their family to absolute strangers? If I were a serial killer -and I’m not- hypothetically, if I was, and I saw your smarmy sticker on your minivan, I now know you have a little boy who plays baseball and a little girl who dances, both of which I can find easily at practice after hours. The husband with a briefcase tells me Daddy probably travels for work; guess he’s not around most weekdays. And to top it all off, that little puppy informs me Fido won’t be much of a threat either. Hell, I might even wear his skin as a hat when I’m done with him! Couple all that with Timmy’s Student of the Month sticker you’re so proud of, and I not only know who, what, and when, but where they will all be. Thanks for the intel! I’ll be eating all of your livers with a nice chianti.
POVs: Personally owned vehicles.
When I got back from Osan and found just how godawfully adorned people's cars were allowed to be and still get on base in the States, it blew my mind. I mean, we're supposed to be at least a
little concerned about terrorism, yeah?
In the event of armed rebellion, on either side this is all basically screaming "kill me."