Okay, so called the hell out of that.Aesop wrote:[(Personally, I think he's simply decided "Fuck it. I have four more years in the Senate to be the conservative equivalent to McCain as a Flaming Pain In The Ass, and I've already got a lifetime Senate pension. I don't need this grief any longer, so I may as well put on clown shoes and do pratfalls for laughs." But that's just my opinion.)
Cruz could've been somebody. He could've been a contender! Instead of a bum, which is what he is now. Let's face it.
So now that
Carly Failerina
delivered exactly what I prophesied, and now
Cruz
is out, we're left with only
Trump
or else the unsung Democrat hero of the GOP primaries,
Kasich.
Congratulations, mouth-breathing legions of primary fucktard minions, you've finally left me with no one else to vote for but
Shrillary Clinton
This is my Enthusiastic Voter Face:
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Just a reminder, kiddies, you have exactly 6 months left to stock up on guns, ammunition, and zombie apocalypse supplies.