Paltrow's Feeling The Thrill Up Her Leg

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Paltrow's Feeling The Thrill Up Her Leg

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Another reason to gag at Hollywood stupid.

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Didn't she used to be an actress at one point?
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As she has gained a reputation for being completely out of touch, I clicked the link expecting some manner of interesting battiness.

Instead, I see absolutely generic fangirl blather in the headline. The fact that at least two people thought this was newsworthy boggles the mind.
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"Last living person not to renounce Pres. Obola"? :roll:
I got no idea either. Maybe somebody cancelled a cat food ad or something, and they had to fill space.
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Isn't she recently divorced, with a yearning hole in her.... life, to be filled?

[spoiler]Apparently she prefers her big black stallions to be clean and articulate. *shrug*[/spoiler]
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She's a working mother? I'm sure all the actual working moms doing shit jobs for lousy pay will appreciate that. Then again, they might because they will think they can identify with her and vice versa... :roll:
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skb12172 wrote:She's a working mother? I'm sure all the actual working moms doing shit jobs for lousy pay will appreciate that. Then again, they might because they will think they can identify with her and vice versa... :roll:
Actually she's already taken flak for writing advice columns as a successful working mom, because as it turns out, it's a lot easier to pull off as a multimillionaire with hired personal aids.
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Jericho941 wrote:
skb12172 wrote:She's a working mother? I'm sure all the actual working moms doing shit jobs for lousy pay will appreciate that. Then again, they might because they will think they can identify with her and vice versa... :roll:
Actually she's already taken flak for writing advice columns as a successful working mom, because as it turns out, it's a lot easier to pull off as a multimillionaire with hired personal aids.
Oddly enough Sheryl Sandberg seems to have gotten away with exactly the same thing.
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I'm probably not being fair to her. I've always disliked Gwyneth because of her remarkable resemblance to my useless, ex Sister-In-Law. They have that same little rat face. Really, they could almost be twins.
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Aesop wrote:Didn't she used to be an actress at one point?
No... I think she played one on TV, though.
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