How to make an idiot sputter uncontrollably

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gromulin
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How to make an idiot sputter uncontrollably

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My new go-to line when asked "why I NEED a gun" - (Stolen from @TheH2 on Twitter)

“I don’t need my AR any more than Rosa Parks needed to sit in the front of that bus. My civil rights, like Parks', are non-negotiable.”

They just go apoplectic. It's so cute.
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Re: How to make an idiot sputter uncontrollably

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Keeping that one.

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I don’t need my AR any more than Rosa Parks needed to sit in the front of that bus
Saw that the other day and already stole it and tucked it away for future use.
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gromulin wrote:My new go-to line when asked "why I NEED a gun" - (Stolen from @TheH2 on Twitter)

“I don’t need my AR any more than Rosa Parks needed to sit in the front of that bus. My civil rights, like Parks', are non-negotiable.”

They just go apoplectic. It's so cute.

The Founding Fathers of the United States of America did not NEED to be free of the King’s tyranny. They WANTED it. They had the RIGHT TO BE FREE,JUST LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN ANYTHING I WANT UNDER THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
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