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NFL Consequences

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:02 pm
by Rumpshot
Breaking News:



The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling, an NFL Team had to be cut.

Tampa Bay and the Green Bay Packers will be combining forming the Tampacks.

They will be good for only one period and will have no second string...




(i know, I know but……..)

Re: NFL Consequences

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:32 pm
by Weetabix
I actually laughed out loud. :lol:

Re: NFL Consequences

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:12 pm
by Rich
And to balance the number of NFL teams, the Giants and Eagles shall merge and be known as the Giggles. :lol:

Re: NFL Consequences

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:43 pm
by MiddleAgedKen
So the league will have 29 teams, plus whatever the hell the Cleveland Browns are....

Re: NFL Consequences

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:35 am
by HTRN
MiddleAgedKen wrote:So the league will have 29 teams, plus whatever the hell the Cleveland Browns are....
Dammit, you beat me to a Cleveland joke! :mrgreen:

But then who doesn't beat Cleveland? :lol:

Re: NFL Consequences

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:58 pm
by Rod
You heard the case in the courts in the Midwest? A young boy was brought before the bench after being taken from his broken home because his mother abused him. After talking with the young boy, the judge realized the father was an even worse choice. The judge asked the boy if he'd like to live with his grandparents. He told the judge they were worse than his mom and dad. After much deliberation and consideration between the judge, the social worker, the lawyers, and the police, they decided to ask him who he would like as foster parents. He was very vocal, "The Cleveland Browns. They never beat anyone."