When she's trying to kill 300 or so people.
TL;DR- Little old lady flings a handful of change into an airliner engine for "good luck."
When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
For fuck's sake.....
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
I got nothin'...
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
They seem to have trouble understanding how planes work over there.
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
That only works for orcs, and only when they throw a chicken into the tail rotor.
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
ISWYDT.Captain Wheelgun wrote:That only works for orcs, and only when they throw a chicken into the tail rotor.
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
Beating? How about tossing some anti-werewolf medication at her forehead.
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
Now that I've picked up a side job to finance my other activities at (REDACTED), I have to say I wouldn't put this sort of thing past the average American if we still let people enter planes via anything but a weird steerable tube.
And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.
Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.
Seriously. Kill yourself.
And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.
Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.
Seriously. Kill yourself.
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
American levels of pure batshit crazy superstition are NOTHING compared to Asians.Jericho941 wrote:Now that I've picked up a side job to finance my other activities at (REDACTED), I have to say I wouldn't put this sort of thing past the average American if we still let people enter planes via anything but a weird steerable tube.
And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.
Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.
Seriously. Kill yourself.
This may amuse you all, but at home I've become something of a sitzpinkler, because of nighttime piss runs. Even without my glasses in total darkness it lets me piss with perfect nothing-to-clean-up-later accuracy.
In a public restroom? I do not lift the seat, because I am not, repeat not, going to touch that seat. Not even with someone else's hands.
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Re: When is it ok to beat a little old lady?
We have people at work who obviously don't understand how toilets, and their associated seats, work. I'm pretty sure some people squat with their feet on top of the seat, it's the only explanation for shit on the wall behind the toilet. It's depressing how often I walk into a toilet stall, mutter "How the fuck did you get shit THERE?" and walk back out.Greg wrote:American levels of pure batshit crazy superstition are NOTHING compared to Asians.Jericho941 wrote:Now that I've picked up a side job to finance my other activities at (REDACTED), I have to say I wouldn't put this sort of thing past the average American if we still let people enter planes via anything but a weird steerable tube.
And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.
Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.
Seriously. Kill yourself.
This may amuse you all, but at home I've become something of a sitzpinkler, because of nighttime piss runs. Even without my glasses in total darkness it lets me piss with perfect nothing-to-clean-up-later accuracy.
In a public restroom? I do not lift the seat, because I am not, repeat not, going to touch that seat. Not even with someone else's hands.
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