When I found out one of my nephews was dyslexic I was quite tempted to get him a puppy with a collar with its name, dog, spelled backward on the collar. Let the blasphemy begin.
God has messed the rug again.
Have you found god?
God destroyed my homework.
Beware the god.
Don't forget to feed the god.
Our neighbor claims god got his dog pregnant.
We took god to the vet and had him fixed.
A dog for a dyslexic kid
- Denis
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Re: A dog for a dyslexic kid
Now, now, toad. Dyslexics are teople poo!
My dyslexic nephew writes a nice letter to Satan every Christmas. My other dyslexic nephew is a bit older, more agnostic, and suffers from occasional bouts of insomnia: he sometimes lies awake wondering if there is a dog.
My dyslexic nephew writes a nice letter to Satan every Christmas. My other dyslexic nephew is a bit older, more agnostic, and suffers from occasional bouts of insomnia: he sometimes lies awake wondering if there is a dog.
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Re: A dog for a dyslexic kid
At least they've never tried to commit suicide by throwing themselves behind a bus!
But there ain't many troubles that a man caint fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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Re: A dog for a dyslexic kid
Yeah, but they might make the swim team for the Rio Olympics.First Shirt wrote:At least they've never tried to commit suicide by throwing themselves behind a bus!
A weak government usually remains a servant of citizens, while a strong government usually becomes the master of its subjects.
- paraphrased from several sources
A choice, not an echo. - Goldwater campaign, 1964
- paraphrased from several sources
A choice, not an echo. - Goldwater campaign, 1964
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Re: A dog for a dyslexic kid
Name your dog Allah, and feed him lots of bacon.
"Arms are honor; slaves have neither."
"I am Chaos, I am alive...and I tell you that you are free!" -Eris Discordia
"I am Chaos, I am alive...and I tell you that you are free!" -Eris Discordia