A New Rule I Could Get Behind

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A New Rule I Could Get Behind

Postby Mo K » Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:22 am

Sure, it's politically incorrect. I think I'm among friends here. :-)
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Re: A New Rule I Could Get Behind

Postby toad » Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:46 pm

Well at least he didn't ask for a blow job on top of the bacon sandwich.

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Re: A New Rule I Could Get Behind

Postby dfwmtx » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:56 pm

JPFO disagrees.

On second though, I'll eat the bacon on behalf of any Jew who wants to buy firearms. Cuz more Jews with firearms, and free bacon for me.
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Re: A New Rule I Could Get Behind

Postby Windy Wilson » Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:24 am

And in the department of what Tam calls "Telling Jokes to Aspies", I know a Jew who eats pork chops, and many Muslems refer to pork products by a euphemism when they eat them here in the west
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
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"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
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Re: A New Rule I Could Get Behind

Postby PawPaw » Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:08 am

About the time my son got serious about finishing college, he was also running a BBQ joint in the small college town where he grew up. Beef, chicken, pork of every variety. In that town there was a small Muslim population, but every once in a while, they'd come to the BBQ house and ask for "beef ribs". The first time those folks came in, son stuck his head in the office and asked the owner about it.

"If they want ribs, sell them ribs. They know we don't have any beef ribs in this joint."

Son tells me that they'd come in once a month or so.
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