Trumps press secretary

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Trumps press secretary

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"..and here is my Press Secretary, Sgt. Emery. "All right you maggots, you are going to get your stories right or you'll rewrite them until they are. Now drop and give me 10!"
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Well, it's Ermey, but that's just a quibble.
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How about Ermey for press-sec WITHOUT Trump?
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I fully expect Trump to want to do ALL of his own press briefings.
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Get Dennis Miller.
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Ermey for president!
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Trump doesn't need a press secretary any more than an ocean liner needs an extra foghorn.
What he does need is a fire engine company, so they can cut him free when he loses, put out the flames when he craters into the ground, and patch him up as he gets tried by fire.
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