2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

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2% Badass, 98% Dumbass

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Understanding technology: B+
Understanding venomous reptiles: F
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Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?
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Netpackrat wrote:Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?
But there's no paperwork involved to interpret, so no, I doubt he's a lawyer - maybe a politician trying to prove how brave he is??? ;) ;)
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Netpackrat wrote:Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?
It wouldn't change the math.
But I'd be happier about any untoward outcome.

Never happen though. Professional courtesy, and all that.
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Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.
Ba-da-bing!
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Netpackrat wrote:
Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.
Ba-da-bing!
Thought that was sharks.
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Greg wrote:
Netpackrat wrote:
Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.
Ba-da-bing!
Thought that was sharks.
No, according to a Squadron Officer School classmate of mine (who quit the bar to join the AF as an aircraft maintenance officer, and fought hard to keep from being assigned as a JAG) it applies to venomous snakes as well.

You can tell if a lawyer was driving down the road by looking for rattlesnakes sunning themselves in the middle. Normal people there are tire tracks over the snake. If it was a lawyer then there are skid marks leading up to the snake as the lawyer locked up his brakes, due to professional courtesy.
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I thought it was that you could tell the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road by the skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Wow, going from "Objection!" to "Hmmm, yeah, if you could all come in on Saturday for a 16 turn 12 turn 8 that'd be greaaaaat" seems like a terrible penance.
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There must be someone else there, too.

So...two stupids...
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