hitting the end of the line.

toad · Post by **toad** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:43 am

I was nodding off in my comfy chair with my catheter bag hooked to my foot stool, when suddenly the phone rang and I leaped to answer it.
The phone was a bit farther away from the foot stool than the line was. Colorful language rang out.

First Shirt · Post by **First Shirt** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:51 am

Ouch!!!! That hurt all the way over here!

(Did it once with an IV. Measured distances very carefully thereafter.)

toad · Post by **toad** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:58 am

The thing that Urkeled me was that had my cell phone right by me and I had told everybody that had any business calling me that that number was the one to use. My Urologists automatic robot appointment confirmation system didn't get the message.

Flintlock Tom · Post by **Flintlock Tom** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:50 am

Damn robots!

(I've waited all my life to say that!)

Rod · Post by **Rod** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:21 am

Try having a cat that likes to step on your crotch at night. After my TURP I had to sleep with a pillow on my crotch.

toad · Post by **toad** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:23 am

Makes me kind of glad that I'm allergic to cats and can't afford one of the hypoallergenic kittys. Right now if a kitty stomped my wedding tackle I'd have to use a spatula to scrape poor kitty off the wall.
One of my brother's cats wakes him up by licking his hair. I can't get my Sister-in-law to take a photo.

First Shirt · Post by **First Shirt** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:28 am

Rod wrote:Try having a cat that likes to step on your crotch at night. After my TURP I had to sleep with a pillow on my crotch.

Just googled "TURP".
I'll be alright, as soon as I can uncurl from the fetal position.

Rod · Post by **Rod** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:01 am

First Shirt wrote:
Rod wrote:Try having a cat that likes to step on your crotch at night. After my TURP I had to sleep with a pillow on my crotch.
Just googled "TURP".
I'll be alright, as soon as I can uncurl from the fetal position.

I had it done twice in 6 months. After the first operation, the doc said, "We should go back in." My response was, "What? The thing's the size of a football?" Son of a biscuit eater just smiled.

First Shirt · Post by **First Shirt** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:22 am

You, sir, are a braver (or tougher) man than I am!

They would only have to threaten me with that, and I'd tell 'em where Grandma keeps her butter-and-egg money!

Post by **Denis** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:55 am

Owwww.

This thread.

Just owwww!

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