United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
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Cybrludite
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United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
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Dinochrome One
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
Well, damn! I tried to buy a full-flight Fat-Man casing, but they're out of stock. One of those plutonium buttons would make a good Geiger-counter tester, I just don't have an extra half-mil laying around. 
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toad
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
Here at ACME we will soon be offering our twisted star mandrels and our premixed casting material for solid fuel rockets. We also have ceramic thrust control vanes and solid state controlled wiring harnesses for those building GPS hobby homing projects.
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SoupOrMan
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
Ooh! They have death ray materials! Perfect for home defense!
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Steamforger
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
I spent some time.in Laingsburg. This guy is well known to be nuckin' futs.
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SoupOrMan
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As long as his jet engine plans work, I suppose he's not that bad...Steamforger wrote:I spent some time.in Laingsburg. This guy is well known to be nuckin' futs.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
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HTRN
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
He want's far too much for his "classic physics package plans". Seriously, you can buy Richard Rhodes book off of Amazon for under 20 bucks. 
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Cybrludite
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
"This guy", for those that don't know about United Nuclear, is Bob Lazar of Area 51 fame. He may be nuttier than a squirrel fart, but (April fools gags aside) I've never had any trouble with my orders from them.Steamforger wrote:I spent some time.in Laingsburg. This guy is well known to be nuckin' futs.
"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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SoupOrMan
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Re: United Nuclear's new products for April 1st
Hmm. He says those death rays can crack glass.
Even though they're undead, would his death rays work on zombies?
Even though they're undead, would his death rays work on zombies?
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
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