I was eating breakfast with my 8 yr old granddaughter and I asked her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" ..
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" .
I was waiting for something about Bush, Clinton, or Obama, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
White House. And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull Shit."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose........
Hat Tip to Scott Free.
"Life is a bitch. Shit happens. Adapt, improvise, and overcome. Acknowledge it, and move on."
President's Day! One of my three winter holidays that I use for practicing my shooting. The other two are Lincoln's Birthday and MLK Day. New Year's Day is too logistics lousy anymore and my family would rather have me around on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
