Mr. Tacticool fails again.
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Mr. Tacticool fails again.
"What's wrong Mr. Tacticool?", "My latest idea failed spectacularly.", "Tell me about it.", Well sub sonic rounds for the AR don't generate enough pressure to cycle the action for repeat shots. So I kind of adapted an idea from David Drake and mounted a nitrogen bottle on the fore end and routed a pipe with a one way valve and an electrically activated valve to the gas block. The idea was to have both semi-auto fire or a brief burst of full auto.", "What went wrong?" , "Well the gas was too cold and it froze the bolt to the carrier during extraction. Then the bolt couldn't enter the ramp. My design failed due to an Icy B M." (rim shot)
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
GROAN!!!!toad wrote:"What's wrong Mr. Tacticool?", "My latest idea failed spectacularly.", "Tell me about it.", Well sub sonic rounds for the AR don't generate enough pressure to cycle the action for repeat shots. So I kind of adapted an idea from David Drake and mounted a nitrogen bottle on the fore end and routed a pipe with a one way valve and an electrically activated valve to the gas block. The idea was to have both semi-auto fire or a brief burst of full auto.", "What went wrong?" , "Well the gas was too cold and it froze the bolt to the carrier during extraction. Then the bolt couldn't enter the ramp. My design failed due to an Icy B M." (rim shot)
Of course it could also mean Bowel Movement!!
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A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
It does shit where it eats...
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
could have just made a lighter buffer spring.
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
Not tactical enough.Yogimus wrote:could have just made a lighter buffer spring.
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
Well your ammunition isn't based on liberating ions from a polymer matrix, so there's your problem right there.toad wrote:"What's wrong Mr. Tacticool?", "My latest idea failed spectacularly.", "Tell me about it.", Well sub sonic rounds for the AR don't generate enough pressure to cycle the action for repeat shots. So I kind of adapted an idea from David Drake and mounted a nitrogen bottle on the fore end and routed a pipe with a one way valve and an electrically activated valve to the gas block. The idea was to have both semi-auto fire or a brief burst of full auto.", "What went wrong?" , "Well the gas was too cold and it froze the bolt to the carrier during extraction. Then the bolt couldn't enter the ramp. My design failed due to an Icy B M." (rim shot)
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
Mr. Tacticool had previously eaten a pizza with anchovies, and I suspect at least one of them was bad. This had a bad effect on his thinking and I believed he suffered from minnow pause.
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
Mr. Tacticool was recently in a defensive gun use situation. Him and his girlfriend Polly Mermag were out one night when the couple was attacked. The assailant went after Polly. She screamed "Shoot him with your .44! Shoot him with your .44!" However, Mr. Tacticool didn't have his .44 on him, so he shot the assailant twice with his .22.
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....
Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....
Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....
Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....
Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....
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Re: Mr. Tacticool fails again.
Due to foam earplug never coming in tactical colors, Mr. Tacticool never used them at the range and thus has hearing problems. He always seems to mishear lyrics to songs. For example, I hear him mangle an old Johnny Cash tune, singing "I shot a man in Reno once, using a forty-five" and the Bee-Gees "Ah, ah, ah, ah, shootin' a 9, shootin' a 9."
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