Your definition of strong and mine differ greatly

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Windy Wilson
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Your definition of strong and mine differ greatly

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The potential for jokes on "strong" is just too great.
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
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Windy, would you like me to put those under spoiler tags on your post, and at a size they're readable (which I've already modified from their TINY size)? Or just display them outright?
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Someone oughta dupe that cup, and substitute "foreign and bitter" as the punchline.
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Aesop wrote:Someone oughta dupe that cup, and substitute "foreign and bitter" as the punchline.
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And apparently whoever I stole that from can't spell Hawaiian.

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I always say I like my coffee like I like my women: dark and bitter.
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I like my coffee like my women. Ground up and in the freezer.
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If you like your president like you like your coffee (strong and black), then why aren't you complaining about receiving a watered-down café au lait?

And this thread is begging for a picture of Putin saying the thread's title as the punchline.
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