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Could You Take The Shot?
- 308Mike
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Could You Take The Shot?
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
Heh. Knew a guy who was hunting bear, and came upon a brown bear fighting with a bull moose. The moose was putting up a good fight, but was getting the worst part of it and the final result seemed inevitable. He watched the spectacle for a while, then remembered he was hunting bear, so he shot the bear. The moose almost immediately sensed that something had changed, turned around, and kicked the shit out of the bear with its hind legs, then departed the area. When the bear was skinned, there were holes in its hide where the moose's hooves had penetrated.
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
Perhaps the moose should have been doing it that way from the beginning...
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Make my back burn
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Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
I hope he waited until the moose finished and lit a cigarette. No one wants to go out before they're done; it'd be the worst case of coitus interuptus.
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
Not to mention that letting him finish ensures the NEXT generation....dfwmtx wrote:I hope he waited until the moose finished and lit a cigarette. No one wants to go out before they're done; it'd be the worst case of coitus interuptus.
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
Wasn't there a French Prime Minister who went out while doing it with his mistress?
Felix Faure'. And Nelson Rockefeller.
Felix Faure'. And Nelson Rockefeller.
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
- Jericho941
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
If you're gonna whack me you better let me finish
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Re: Could You Take The Shot?
That's just basic courtesy.Jericho941 wrote:If you're gonna whack me you better let me finish
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If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
Sanity is the process by which you continually adjust your beliefs so they are predictively sound. -esr