Another moron extraordinaire

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Rod wrote:As long as they're not Ham and Motherfuckers, I'd be game to try the C-Rats. You do know that the hardtack issued during the Span-Am War of 1898 were produced for the Civil War?

I did CW reenacting for fifteen years. If you've ever had hardtack, that wouldn't surprise you in the least. There is a reason that Skillygully was so popular (frying it with coffee and/or bacon grease) IMO, the only way to get that stuff down.

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Nothing says FTX like eating a cold can of ham and eggs while getting rained on.
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Cybrludite wrote:
308Mike wrote:
Old Grafton wrote:I watched. After the swallows, I just HAD to see it through. I've got some 1980's dehydrated LRRP rats....Hmmmmnn, I wonder....
I still have some Vietnam-era C-Rats out in the garage, but they're probably STILL edible - which is FRIGHTENING on its own!!!
Or at least no less edible than the originally were... :?
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I STILL can't eat canned turkey, but I have no problem with spaghetti and red sauce. :lol: :lol: ;)
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So many stupids to choose from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ya3OS4bEj8
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Wrenchbender1 wrote:So many stupids to choose from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ya3OS4bEj8

I can attest to how hard it really is to break a fully-framed passenger car window. I have bounced brake rotors off of windows from spitting distance. I have seen bricks leave chips and yet the window is unbroken. It's actually easier to break them from the inside because the curvature works for you and not against you (like an egg). The rear windshield breaks the easiest if you hit them by an edge.
Still, that guy is going to have a headache for a while.
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evan price wrote:I can attest to how hard it really is to break a fully-framed passenger car window. I have bounced brake rotors off of windows from spitting distance. I have seen bricks leave chips and yet the window is unbroken. It's actually easier to break them from the inside because the curvature works for you and not against you (like an egg). The rear windshield breaks the easiest if you hit them by an edge.
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Jericho941 wrote:As for MRE's...
The MREs I ate at Cannon in 1996 contained M&Ms that were proud to be the Official Sponsor of the 1984 Olympic Games.

Once you warmed them up in a runner truck's heater vent the meals were okay. Except for that goddamned Ham Slice.
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