'Breast milk banks' gain in popularity....

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When this thread emerged from Hades like Orpheus I was sure that it was because the use of human milk by body-builders was in the news
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Windy Wilson wrote:When this thread emerged from Hades like Orpheus I was sure that it was because the use of human milk by body-builders was in the news
:shock:
Nah, this topic has been pretty much milked for all it's worth.
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Denis wrote:
Windy Wilson wrote:When this thread emerged from Hades like Orpheus I was sure that it was because the use of human milk by body-builders was in the news
:shock:
Nah, this topic has been pretty much milked for all it's worth.
There was a pregnant pause, but any payoff appears to be stillborn.
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I would point out that the only thing laudable about the idea is the position of New Accounts Manager, and the inevitable melee to obtain such a job posting, since they'll always be looking for the breast man for the job, and of course he'll need to find women whose cups runneth over; but the entire concept is still udderly ridiculous.
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Aesop wrote:I would point out that the only thing laudable about the idea is the position of New Accounts Manager, and the inevitable melee to obtain such a job posting, since they'll always be looking for the breast man for the job, and of course he'll need to find women whose cups runneth over; but the entire concept is still udderly ridiculous.
I'll have this entered into the logbook as one of your worst crimes against humanity.
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I'm sorry you soured on the effort, and are probably upset that I'm milking this for all it's worth.
But like fighting fire with fire, my ultimate goal with the punning going on was merely to nipple it in the bud.
Sometimes the best way to break up a disagreement is with a room-clearing fart.
And as you can see, it succeeded.
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