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How is it possible that two women from the cleaning staff can keep the mens room closed for over an hour for "cleaning", yet when they're done there's no paper towels,toilet paper or soap, there's still piss on the floor and shit on the toilet seat, and the trash can is full. WTF were you DOING in there?
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MarkD wrote:How is it possible that two women from the cleaning staff can keep the mens room closed for over an hour for "cleaning", yet when they're done there's no paper towels,toilet paper or soap, there's still piss on the floor and shit on the toilet seat, and the trash can is full. WTF were you DOING in there?
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I'd like to know why the guys are pissing on the floor and shitting on the seat.
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Flintlock Tom wrote:I'd like to know why the guys are pissing on the floor and shitting on the seat.
Because it's a bathroom they don't have to clean. There are slobs in this place.

There's usually paper towels on the floor that end up in the urinal (the old style that go all the way to the floor), hence clogging it and causing a flooded floor.

It's the guys who can't be assed to lift the (expletive deleted) seat that piss me off (literally). I've learned the hard way to wipe the seat before I plant my buttocks on it. I suspect that's the reason for the shitty seats too, people don't want piss on their ass and can't be bothered to clean the seat first, so they hover and miss.
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Flintlock Tom wrote:I'd like to know why the guys are pissing on the floor and shitting on the seat.
If it's a federal building, it's probably cleaned the handicapped.

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Flintlock Tom wrote:I'd like to know why the guys are pissing on the floor and shitting on the seat.
Bad aim, splashing, and hovering mostly, and occasionally someone just likes to piss and shit on things. You know, the usual - carelessness plus incompefence, with the occasional dash of true pathology.
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Greg wrote:
Flintlock Tom wrote:I'd like to know why the guys are pissing on the floor and shitting on the seat.
Bad aim, splashing, and hovering mostly, and occasionally someone just likes to piss and shit on things. You know, the usual - carelessness plus incompefence, with the occasional dash of true pathology.
Okay, I was wrong, I didn't really want to know...

:shock:
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Flintlock Tom wrote:
Greg wrote:
Flintlock Tom wrote:I'd like to know why the guys are pissing on the floor and shitting on the seat.
Bad aim, splashing, and hovering mostly, and occasionally someone just likes to piss and shit on things. You know, the usual - carelessness plus incompefence, with the occasional dash of true pathology.
Okay, I was wrong, I didn't really want to know...

:shock:
At a previous jobsite there was somebody caught that liked to fingerpaint the walls with their own (I assume!) feces. It turned out to be somebody in a relatively non-menial management position, too.

I love coming into the bathroom and finding boogers stuck to the walls over the urinals. Unflushed toilets. Piss on the floor.
You gotta wonder how some of these people keep their houses, because that was the ladies' room. No, seriously, the men's room...but I have heard stories that the ladies' rooms are just as bad with the addition of used monthlys left laying about.
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I had a job on the night shift at a gas station while I was in college. Good time to do homework. Night shift's job was to clean the bathrooms. The women's room was always worse than the men's. Much like Evan described. They may be the fairer sex, but not the cleaner in gas station bathrooms.
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When I was a yoot I worked at the local Winn Dixie. We called it Winn Dickme. Seemed to get screwed over a lot there. Anyway, one of my worker bee drone duties was to occasionally clean the shitters. I cannot properly describe the horror that was the ladies restroom. We're talking Lovecraftian horror type stuff. And people were still shopping there in bare feet. Never, ever understood that. The poorest people on earth can still manage to get hold of a pair of flip flops.
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