To quote Professor Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! Bad news!"
We will not be producing a Schlock Mercenary Monthly Calendar for 2016. The 2015 calendar sold well enough with other merchandise to not be an outright loss, but the books and slipcases were what carried last year for us.
This year we're looking at the Planet Mercenary production schedule, and we simply cannot justify taking time out to make a calendar when the project for which we've accepted money in advance is not yet complete.
Dag Nab it. Now I have to find something else to cover that spot in the shack
Still, there are worse problems than having a favorite artist too busy making money to do everything