"Hipster Police" attack hipster cafe - everyone's a loser

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"Hipster Police" attack hipster cafe - everyone's a loser

Postby dfwmtx » Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:59 pm

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Re: "Hipster Police" attack hipster cafe - everyone's a lose

Postby PawPaw » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:48 pm

That's as f*cked up as Hogan's Goat.
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Postby First Shirt » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:20 pm

I was trying to come up with something funny to say about it, but can't find anything funnier than the story itself.
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Re: "Hipster Police" attack hipster cafe - everyone's a lose

Postby dfwmtx » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:32 pm

The unspoken is "we hate Russian oligrachs, Saudi oil money, and Texas twats investing in property here, but we're too big a bunch of pussies to actually go after these people because we know they have armed security. Ergo, we're attacking soft targets cuz we know we won't be ventilated."
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Postby SoupOrMan » Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:03 pm

That's why it sucks to be a subject. You can't defend yourself because the Crown has decided there is no right to self-defense. It basically says "attack with impunity; we'll catch the guys defending themselves long before we catch the attackers."
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Re: "Hipster Police" attack hipster cafe - everyone's a lose

Postby Aesop » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:45 am

"Hot Fuzz" was supposed to be satire/comedy, not a manual.

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