Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

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Old Grafton
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Michael Douglas' Cancer Source?

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I don't wish cancer on anyone. His comments on the subject are more open than is usual or I would have expected.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130603/DA6M5TD83.html
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Remember kids, you are not only performing oral sex on her, but also every man she has ever slept with by proxy.
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hmmm, methinks the man has quite a publicist.
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Yeah, it was the oral sex.[/sarc]

Pay no attention to that 50 year history of heavy smoking.

What a complete tool.

Clearly, his stage IV has reached the point where it's metastasized into brain tumors. Someone needs to unplug his telephone, before he blames it on something more ludicrous and personally embarassing.
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"Oh... and did I mention I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones?"
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blackeagle603 wrote:
"Oh... and did I mention I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones?"
Yeah. :lol:
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