I offended a young communist yesterday

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Weetabix
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I offended a young communist yesterday

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I went to the grocery store last night for a frozen pizza. (Sue me. I have low tastes.)

I asked the young cashier how she was doing. "I'd rather be home than working. But, capitalism, you know."

I asked if she were there for the capitalism or the eating. I told her I mostly work to eat and have a roof over my head. I was just making conversation.

She said, "Capitalism is a system that forces you to work to eat."

I didn't quite snort, but I said incredulously, "No it's not! Capitalism is a system where someone accumulates excess capital and invests it in production to raise the standard of living. Every system makes you work to eat. Even if you're a hunter-gatherer, you're working to eat."

I've never seen a face shut down so fast. I asked her if she was mad at me. Wooden voice/tight face: "I'm not mad at you."

But she stormed off after I paid. My daughter laughed quietly.

It's amazing what a tenuous grasp youngsters have on economics. My daughter and I had a pretty good talk about it on the way home, though.
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At home doing what? Starving?

Or perhaps home is Mom's place.

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You don't understand. A just system is one where you work for her to eat.

But you're spoiling it with your hateful hatey patriarchal racist sexist cisgendernormative fascist Republican hate.
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Good for you. They need it, as much as possible.
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In Old Soviet Union:
We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us
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I remember decades ago a story in a magazine about a guy who was going off the grid as far as food went so he moved out to a farm and planted his own organic vegetables. It was hard work he found. Then after his veggies started coming up the rabbits arrived. So he built a fence. They just dug under it. So mad a frustrated he bought an air rifle, at least it wasn't a real gun. I've often wondered what he is doing these days with the explosion in the deer population. Letting them have it with buck shot? Does he let the deer meat go to waste or does he re-cycle it.
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You hurt a commie's feelings. There will be reward for you in Heaven.

The guys that I work with know that if they hear me say "You communist piece of shit!" in a low voice, the next tool up in the batting order is an 8-lb. sledge. When the boss once asked me why I called stuff "communist" I smiled broadly and said "Cause that's the worst thing I can think of to call any person or object."
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scipioafricanus
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Ok, how can anyone look at a paycheck with all the taxes taken out and say "I want MORE government?"

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Someone's been telling people that there is an alternative to capitalism where you get to stay at home and binge on Netflix all day.
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There may come a day when fusion generators are the size of a toaster oven, and so are "replicators." And anyone can have anything they want, if it's too big for your replicator you just go to the BIG one in town. In that happy day, we'll all hold hands and dance around the bonfire, and then those who have any initiative will leave for Starfleet. Until that day, I have a feeling most of us will have to work, unless we can work out a dodge, like politics or community organizing, to have others pay our way.
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