City dwelling hipsters prove they are idiots.............

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Despite visions of quaint coops, happy birds and cheap eggs, the growing trend of raising backyard chickens in urban settings is backfiring, critics say, as disillusioned city dwellers dump unwanted fowl on animal shelters and sanctuaries.

Hundreds of chickens, sometimes dozens at a time, are being abandoned each year at the nation’s shelters from California to New York as some hipster farmers discover that hens lay eggs for two years, but can live for a good decade longer, and that actually raising the birds can be noisy, messy, labor-intensive and expensive.

“Many areas with legalized hen-keeping are experiencing more and more of these birds coming in when they’re no longer wanted,” said Paul Shapiro, spokesman for the Humane Society of the United States. “You get some chicks and they’re very cute, but it’s not as though you can throw them out in the yard and not care for them........"
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“People don’t know what they’re doing,” Britton Clouse said. “And you’ve got this whole culture of people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing teaching every other idiot out there.”
Well, shit-for-brains, they could try eating them. Just need a good roux, bell pepper/onion/garlic, and smoked sausage.. :lol:
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Termite wrote:Well, shit-for-brains, they could try eating them. Just need a good roux, bell pepper/onion/garlic, and smoked sausage.. :lol:
But... but... you'd have to _kill_ them. It would be bloody and icky, and they would _look_ at you like they were begging you _not_ to... they want to live too! So uncool.

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My folks just got laying hens. They're not comfortable with killing them when they're done laying, but I think they'll get there. If not, I'll do it when I'm home. Everyone loves soup.
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Termite wrote:Well, shit-for-brains, they could try eating them. Just need a good roux, bell pepper/onion/garlic, and smoked sausage.. :lol:
I'm not keen on bell peppers, but I do a mean "coq au vin"...
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Put them in touch with Ms. !Ludite. She needs to replace one that was gotten at by an as yet unidentified predator. Whatever it was also got one of her peahens, but I'm pretty sure no hipster urban wannabe farmer would have one of those. On a related note, any suggestions as to an airgun that can take down a 'yote with a well placed shot? :evil:
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Multiple redundancy alert in your thread title. :lol:
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When I was a kid, we raised chickens, but never for eggs. Dad would get a bunch of peepers and six weeks later, it was neck-wringing time. Powerful imagery there. Especially, when I'd do something bone-headed and Dad would say, "Boy, if you do that again I'm going to wring your damned neck." He never did, obviously, but I never wanted to push the envelope.
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Cybrludite wrote:Put them in touch with Ms. !Ludite. She needs to replace one that was gotten at by an as yet unidentified predator. Whatever it was also got one of her peahens, but I'm pretty sure no hipster urban wannabe farmer would have one of those. On a related note, any suggestions as to an airgun that can take down a 'yote with a well placed shot? :evil:
Airgun for yote? Try a .25 Benjamin Maurader.
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Cybrludite wrote:Put them in touch with Ms. !Ludite. She needs to replace one that was gotten at by an as yet unidentified predator. Whatever it was also got one of her peahens, but I'm pretty sure no hipster urban wannabe farmer would have one of those. On a related note, any suggestions as to an airgun that can take down a 'yote with a well placed shot? :evil:
I'd use a well placed .22 CB over an airgun but that's jut me. By the time you get up to the 1000 FPS air rifles, you're getting more noise anyhow.
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True, but with the airgun, he has no difficulty finding ammunition at the moment.
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