City dwelling hipsters prove they are idiots.............

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Rich Jordan wrote:
Termite wrote:Well, shit-for-brains, they could try eating them. Just need a good roux, bell pepper/onion/garlic, and smoked sausage.. :lol:
But... but... you'd have to _kill_ them. It would be bloody and icky, and they would _look_ at you like they were begging you _not_ to... they want to live too! So uncool.

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When I was a kid, we raised rabbits along with pigs, goats, and a couple of Black Angus steers. It's been decades since I've had any fresh fried rabbit - and I DO miss it. If they didn't want to eat those chickens, they could trade them in for lots of other things around any bait & fishing shop. 'Gators LOVE nasty old rotten chickens. :lol: :lol: ;) ;) ;)
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Yeah, we tried this for awhile when I was younger. My parents DID know what they were doing. It was still a pain the ass...
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Cyber,
Try the Gamo Whisper series in .22. They have video of taking hogs with a well placed shot, I'm sure it'll do for 'yote.
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This makes me think of a whole new business model. Chicken trade ins, once they stop laying, the hipsters bring them in and trade them for chicks. You then monetize the chickens by turning them into organic dog food at an outrageous profit.

Thoughts?
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martini wrote:This makes me think of a whole new business model. Chicken trade ins, once they stop laying, the hipsters bring them in and trade them for chicks. You then monetize the chickens by turning them into organic dog food at an outrageous profit.

Thoughts?
Sell the chickens back to them as dog food... Our Hipster friends deserve the very best after all :mrgreen:
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Dub_James wrote:
martini wrote:This makes me think of a whole new business model. Chicken trade ins, once they stop laying, the hipsters bring them in and trade them for chicks. You then monetize the chickens by turning them into organic dog food at an outrageous profit.

Thoughts?
Sell the chickens back to them as dog food... Our Hipster friends deserve the very best after all :mrgreen:
Good idea, but how about just turning them into Sunday dinner? I'm Old Skool like that. :D
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We should call the dog food "Emo".

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Dub_James wrote:We should call the dog food "Emo".

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Dub_James wrote:We should call the dog food "Emo".

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Termite wrote:
"hipster farmers discover that hens lay eggs for two years, but can live for a good decade longer."
The money quote:
“People don’t know what they’re doing,” Britton Clouse said. “And you’ve got this whole culture of people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing teaching every other idiot out there.”
Well, shit-for-brains, they could try eating them. Just need a good roux, bell pepper/onion/garlic, and smoked sausage.. :lol:
The solution is "stewing hens".
It isn't rocket science, my Grandparents raised chickens in the 30's and they were not high school graduates.
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